HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ON THE 5TH OF JULY...
You know how they say better late than never. Well that's what I'm saying today. The woe's of touring with Katy Perry. There really are none, but if I had to list a few is keeping y'all updated by finding good Internet connection. Everything else is F-in amazing. We are having so much fun. I even had fun spending my 4th in Austin, Texas yesterday. We started off with some hot ass HOT wings at Hooters. Then it lead to a BIG ass nap at the Embassy Suites, you know, the place where everyone can feel like a BALLER because every room's a suite. Later it lead to an amazing dinner at some Mexican restaurant that our tour manager Julia Ervin suggested. She lived in Texas before. Y'alls, Queso is on a whole other level. After the feast I opted for a movie and dessert in my room. Katy and Travis went to see Andrew W.K. at Emo's. I'm kind of bummed I missed it because I heard the show was awesome! So that was how I spent my 4th y'all BIATCHES!
A NERD IS GONNA KILL A BITCH ANT IF THIS DON'T STOP
by Pierre Baltadano
So over in Texas they are apparently having a problem with crazy raspberry ants (pretty scientific name right?). These species of ants are thought to have come through the port from the Southeast or the Caribbean, cause that's where their cousins, the crazy ants, come from. They apparently spread like crazy, move around in chaos, and are attracted to electronics. The guys have even taken down some sewage pumping stations, computers, gas meters, and caused fire alarm malfunctions. They have even been spotted near NASA's Johnson Space Center. These guys are trying to invade space! Space! For more click on the link below.
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