CAN'T WE JUST HAVE LUNCH WITH OUR "SICK FRIEND" !!!

For those of you who are blithely unaware that Katy and I are BFF's. I am NOT her boyfriend, or Russell Brands brother, body double, look-a-like etc. I mean, with a little bit of investigating you might know that instead of just making up things.
Although I do find it so hilarious how most blogs / gossip mags get it way off when it comes to their subject at hand. Most celebs can't be in the same room as someone without being pined as dating.

The real story goes is that Katy and I went to meet OUR friend Suzanne who was just in the hospital for 45 days (CLICK HERE) to see previous blog. Originally we had a caravan of six paps following us that we tried to lose for 30min but realized they are persistent mother-f-ers. By the time we had finished lunch, OUR six turned into twenty and its was full "Britney" circus.
Suzanne is on the road to recovery and we are GLAD and THANKFUL she was able to make it out and we did have a lovely lunch with her mother and friends.
Sorry I keep referring to you as the "sick friend" Suz!
SHUT UP AND WALK MARKUS ...
KANYE WEST ARRESTED... NOT GOOD LOOK
Kanye Attack Caught on TapeThose paparazzi guys can be annoying, but they are not going anywhere Kayne. The 31-year old hip-hop diva got real gangster when he and his assistant jumped a paparazzo at LAX on Thursday morning and smashed his camera. Both Kayne West and his ass were arrested and can be charged with felony vandalism and assault.
OOPS CHRIS CROCKER DID IT AGAIN...
Chris Crocker Has Britney Spears Moment: Flashes Crotch!Add to My Profile | More Videos
Chrissy flashes his Britney to the paparazzi in front of Villa.
COVER STORY...

Zac Efron makes the cover of Details Magazine January/February 2008 issue ....
Zac on the paparazzi-
“The photographer left me a note with a disc of all the pictures, and on the note it said, ‘Thanks for the Range Rover!’”
Zac Efron on Perez Hilton-
“Honestly, if the worst he can say about me is that I’m gay, then I think I’ll be fine. I can handle it.”
Matthew Rettenmund, Editor-in-chief of Popstar-
“Zac is by far the biggest male personality in terms of driving interest and sales since Leonardo DiCaprio 10 years ago.”
KEVIN FEDERLINE DRIVES CRAZY TO PROTECT SONS FROM PAPARAZZI ...
Kevin is blocking paparazzi from taking pictures of Sean and Jayden after coming home from the hospital last night.
ASHLEY & VANESSA GET SWARMED BY PAPARAZZI AT McDONALD'S... EEW RUDE!

How is this ok?!?! This just doesn't look right. Would this qualify as stalking? Aren't there stalking laws for this?
The McDonald employee is kind of really funny at the end of the video. Still eew she's getting McDonald's. Noboday wants to see that.
BRITNEY SPEARS TONIGHT ON 20/20
Check out "20/20" Friday night at 10 pm EST on ABC to see the first look at Britney Spears' highly anticipated music video, "Piece of Me." It will be a part of a Chris Connelly report on the pop sensation and her relationship with the paparazzi.