KATY PERRY'S FORCE FEEDING
So Katy just wrapped up her Hello Katy Tour last sunday in Santa Barbara, but the day before Katy had a show in Hollywood at the Palladium.
Me being a good best friend I decided to throw her a welcome home party at H.Wood night cub. I invited all of her friends, label peeps, the whole bit.
I know Katy's favorite cake is red velvet. So I called up Crumbs' Back Shop on Larchmont and ordered her the best cake and cupcakes. What do you think happened once that celebratory cake that was meant to be shared amongst her guests was in front of her? Well I'll tell you. She picks it up and throws it in my face.
So you know that meant WAR. Thank God Shannon was there to back me up because Katy can throw a MEAN cupcake. In the end it all ended up in the same place, our hair.
You're Welcome Witch!
WRONG AGAIN...
This is the 2ND time I had to set things straight.
First time being that People Magazine reported that Robert threw Shannon Woodward's party, when in fact it was Andrew Garfield and I that did the planning.
So this isn't bad and, again, Rob was there, but then there was the incident with that Jackass comedian making that awful joke about Heath Ledgers death, well that was mostly Andrew and Shannon calling that guy a "dick" and "asshole". You see, Andrew and Shannon were very close to Heath; Andrew just acted in what was Heath's last film The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.
That's it. Just wanted to give you guys the full story.
A NIGHT CAP WITH THE GAYS
So last night I get a text from Katy Perry to come join her for drinks in West Hollywood. I was already out to dinner at my favorite go-to restraunt in LA, Dominick's. I was dinning with fellow hero Shannon Woodward, hero boyfriend Andrew Garfield, and also present was hairstylist Aaron Light.
Katy was having dinner with Dita Von Teese and her bff make-up artist Gregory Arlt at Sur in WeHo.
Dita whored out this beautiful Christian Dior coat with beaded sleeves and the best envelope pockets. Simply Deeeeevine!
REMEMBER THE GOOD OL' HOUSE PARTY?
Amazing!
Katy Perry and OUR dear dear friend designer Brian Lichtenberg 
The Best house party picture. I see Katy talking to designer Brian Lichtenberg. Josh Groban saying good-bye to someone I don't know. We love JGro!!!
The Lovely Lady GA GA and Katy Perry. 
DJ Mia Moretti with friend Leven Rambin. 
So Saturday night Katy Perry and I went to house party. What should have been a few drinks amongst friends and maybe a few game board games turned into a crazy house of crazy. Me teaming up with Lady GA GA for a walk-off against Katy P and Shannon W, later turned into someone Hulk Cogan-ing my t-shirt off. (I was really sad about that because it was my favorite Neil Barrett shirt so I took my assistant's shirt. Thank you Jonathan) It was just so much fun hanging out with friends and not dealing with any clubs and just being able to completely let go.
A very special thanks to Eric for letting us turn his house into a Romper Room.
SHANNON WOODWARD VOGUES-ISH
Really "The Riches" star Teen Vogue'd in her leather jacket by Corpus. Shannon Woodward is currently working on the thriller called Shortcut Directed by Nicholaus Goossen and also starring Dave Franco.
BLENDER TOASTS KATY PERRY
Last night Blender Magazine toasted to Katy Perry. The VMA nominee showed up to the party looking flawless in her 80's vintage leather zip front dress and she shared a toast with boyfriend Travis McCoy and other BFF Shannon Woodward who sported a rather flossy (G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. YES, the glamorous, glamorous. The flossy, flossy.) necklace by Lia Sophia. Later Katy found herself in a bloggers sandwich between Perez and I. Squuuuuuuuish!
