KARL LAGERFELD AND LILY ALLEN TEAM UP...

Seems like Karl Lagerfeld has a thing for the bad girls. Lily Allen will be the spokesperson for Chanel's Fall/Winter Handbag ad campaign.
Remember when KL took a fancy to our very own bad girl LIndsay Lohan? Could Linds be a match maker?
Karl's reasoning for choosing the controversial British singer, "She's fun."
LOSER LILY ALLEN TRIES TO PICK A FIGHT WITH KATY PERRY

Looks like Lily Allen is getting bored making out with senior citizens. Lily has taken to targeting Katy Perry in order to keep herself in the papers. The crude singer took to her Facebook this time to write “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
A bit childish if you ask me. Well Lilly, it doesn't matter how crazy and bitchy you get, Katy is not going to play into your sick 'lil high school games. So your all alone. All alone with your super old man boyfriend, with his saggy wrinkly balls and big man tits. Yuck! If you want your single to take off, then promote it rather than try to get lazy by stirring drama with hard working artists? And stay away from my grandfather!
COVER STORY... LILY ALLEN

The September issue of Paper Magazine features Perez Hilton's BFF Lilly Allen. Ok, so I have noooo problems with Lily and I love her music but I'm sorry, this Cover is the worst. Actually, I'm not sorry. It looks like a "stylist" puked on her, then handed her a nasty ass burger and regular, un-diet, Coke. Eeew and you know her breath is kickin after that burger. That must have been a joy for the photographer.
TOUCHE LILY ALLEN...PEREZ REBUTEL?

So if you don't know, Perez Hilton and Lily Allen are in a sort of internet blogging feud. Yes! Loves the pointless drama.
Perez Says:click here
Lilly Says:click here
Katy Says :click here
Markus Says:click here
LILLY ALLEN GETS CRUNK AT THE 2008 GLAMOUR AWARDS...

Pink + puke = hot mess. It does not equal glamourous. Lilly Allen hit her limit Tuesday night at the UK's 2008 Glamour Awards. Did she really win an award? Her shoes are cute though.
MARK RONSON ON LILY ALLEN AND FRIENDS
Grammy award winning producer Mark Ronson's performance and interview on the BBC series Lily Allen and Friends.
LILY ALLEN AND KELLY OSBOURNE ARE THE SAME ...

Lily and Kelly both showed up to London fashion week looking like twins.
COVER STORY... LILY ALLEN'S SMALL WINDOW TO BE A HOT MOM...

Lily Allen thinks that you only have a small window to be a cool, hot mom and I agree. You don't want to be like 50 at your kids high school graduation y'all... You're welcome!
Lily Allen 22 and preggers-
“I want to have a child,” she said in the Marie Claire interview. “If I was in the right relationship, I’d like to have child in about two or three years’ time.” Now, that was in November y'all...If this isn't a case of watch what you say, I don't know what is!
She says, “I’d like to be a young mother, although not too young, and I’d like to be able to live in a nice place that’s got a good catchment area for the schools. And that’s all I care about. That’s all you need.”