LADY GAGA "EDGE OF GLORY" LIVE, HOWARD STERN
... And if you put your left hand over GaGa's face you get Katy Perry. #winwin
@KatyPerry Hires Alien Assistant
This particular race of alien is called the Tamra's. Katy Perry's Tamra makes the PURRFECT assistants because they don't require any sleep and live only off coffee and peanuts.
For Me, Choosing A Mask Is Like Choosing Between Friends
Today I when went to pick up decorations for my friends daughters birthday, I found myself deciding between friends. A decision I was not prepared to make on a whim. My friend Debby was at the register ready to pay, I'm holding up both masks, when she looked up at me and goes "there's no choice" I knew what she meant. I was always more of a Smurfette then a Spider-man.
Moral of this story is - Andrew Garfield is hot!... You're welcome!
7 Day E.T. Countdown Of Our Alien Queen @katyperry AKA Katu Paru
Until then we have our favorite Alien Ferras singing Aliens & Rainbows. AKA Katy & Markus.
"Bad Teacher" Movie Trailer Starring Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake
Love the party where she circles Katy Perry's boobs in the magazine.
@katyperry Is #1 On iTunes With E.T. Featuring Kayne West...
We all knew mother witch was an alien. Katy's E.T. music video should be out in 2 weeks. Can't wait!
I Remember The 1st Time I Was On The Front Page Of AOL...
It said 'Air Conditioning' underneath my face. #DRAGQUEENSBLOOD #wigging
