DAVID JONES LAUNCHES AUTUMN RACEWEAR...


Or maybe it was a launch for things you may find in your mother's closet - and not the cool Princess Diana mother. No, it's an English stepmother Camilla Parker-Bowles kind of closet. Miss Jones gave us designs from yesteryear, and not in a good way. Eek and ish and poo and doo-doo.
THE BRITS GET CHEEKY...

Two bare Brits at the opening of the Vitality Show 2008 in Olympia, London on March 27, 2008. Speaking of openings, you can see the model on the left's ball. Hehe.