KATY PERRY'S DEAD HOLLYWOOD BIRTHDAY BASH

Birthday girl Katy Perry came as the late Freddie Mercury. While Capitol's very own Angelica Cobb came as Jacki O. Oooo what a grand time we had!

Hair stylist Aaron Light went as Andy Warhol. Singer Ferras went has David Bowie from The Labyrinth. DJ Mia Moretti being a muse in her own right came as Andie Warhol's muse Eddie Sedgwick.

Male model Rob Williams won the $1,000 dollar check for best costume. He went as Flava Flav. Congratulations Rob!

I really didn't follow Katy's rule on coming as someone dead in life or in career, Hollywood- wise. John and I, in a last minute costume change went as the dead poo from the critically-acclaimed, high art film "2 girls, 1 cup."
NEW TO ME ... SHAYNE WARD

The name sounded familar and, after a few clicks on the trusty Google, it all became very clear to me that I may be in love with the sounds of X Factor winnerShayne Ward. Also, listen for the sick piano solo by my new pianist friend Eli Rise. FYI the girl on the right was on that MTV modeling reality show 8th and Ocean. Lil Brit Brit.
FERRAS OUT AND ABOUT LASTNIGHT...

Our 'lil cholita hit the black carpet last night at the EA Sports premiere of Madden NFL '09 at STK Nightclub in West Hollywood. Also in attendence was the ever-thining Perez Hilton. Celesbians Tila Tequlla and Courtenay Semel. And new to the LA scene like a shiny penny is Leven Rambin we all remember her, she was the very young actress shagging Marc Ronson.
Wow, I bet Perez had a field day at this party. I hear Victoria and David Beckham showed up as well. Lucky!
FEATURED MYSPACE CELEBRITY ICON KATY PERRY

MySpace has put Katy Perry on the front page of Myspace Celebrity. My girl is popping up everywhere. Also, Perez texted Katy P last night to inform her that she has two songs in iTunes Top 100 downloads: I Kissed A Girl is #1 and Hot And Cold is #33. WOW! Talk about getting on top. GOGOGO!
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER THESPIAN IN THE GROUP...
Just incase you missed Katy Perry's acting debut on the Young and The Restless. Oh I meant lesbian, BTW. He he. You're welcome!
THINGS AND THINGS... BUSINESS MINDED

It's a funny thing when one of your best friends becomes famous. It's like they get swooped up by a tornado frenzy. And Katy is a worker bee. She will work, work, work. Point being, the Bronx one night then the Hamptons less then 24 hours later for an album release party. A Steve Madden store opening, a slew of interviews, TRL, and the last call I got from the working girl was that she's on a flight to Canada. Gogogo. We could all get far with a bit of Katy work ethic. Think more Business minded today y'all! You're welcome...
MARKUSISTHEDRUG GOES ON TOUR WITH KATY PERRY...

Yes y'all, I'm joining The Vans Warped Tour with Katy Perry starting June 20th- August 17th. You can catch me puttin on some cherry chapstick in the Katy Perry merchandise tent. Its pink so you can't miss me. So come over and say hi. I will also be putting up exclusive video coverage of Katy and I terrorizing everyone. =P Just kidding we're classy. Check out Katy P's Myspace for all the dates. You're welcome!
YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT WHEN ...
...a college ensemble choir sings your song... Katy Perry "Thinking of You". The funny thing is Katy didn't even go to College. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. J/K . Stay in school y'all!
