THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING UP IN VEGAS ...

Oh what a world. So we planned a trip to Vegas, and by we I mean all the Heroes, well, we were missing a few like Josh and Ferras. But Shannon and Pierre and Sister Angela "Ginger" Hudson all booked flights to go see Katy perform at the ROK night club inside New York New York Hotel & Casino.
So here's how it all went down.

First, we meet up with famed hairstylist Rick Henry at the airport who brought along a few friends: Prom QueenBritney Snow, her hottie boyfriend Ryan Rottman, and 90210's Jessica Stroup. Fresh off the plane we were ready and all in the mood to get a little Spring-ish Breaky-ish.
So now we're all in Vegas and we head over to the very opulent Mirage Hotel to meet up with our tour guy Marco, manager at the Kim Vo Salon and friend of Rick's, who is the Bee's Knees in Vegas and really, really hot to boot. We settled in our rooms and then decided to all get Spa treatments at the Kim Vo Spa. I got a massage and an Opulence facial that truly was opulent.
After we got rubbed and scrubbed, we had dinner at the very swanky restaurant Japonias. I recommend the smoked Kobe (so delicious).

Next, it was Katy time! Off to the New York New York to meet up with Katy, but not before posing for the Paps . This one was a group thing with BFF Shannon Woodward and the ever so talented artists Actor Brady Corbet.
Katy, Trav, and I managed to squeeze a blog in before the show too.

Katy's performance rocked the Rok while looking genius thanks to Johnny Wujek, her grandma Ann stayed up past her bed time to drop it like its hot, and Pierre managed to crash in hero style with friend Scott all the way from an afternoon wedding in Santa Barbara to catch the show. Perez Hilton was of course in attendance with good friend Pia Glenn.

Afterwards, Perez decided we should all go to the Lavo nightclub at the Palazzo. So off we went but from then on, it gets a little hazy (with a few pics and video to piece it all together, thank god).
Day 1 and 2 blend into each other, as most whirlwind events do, but after an evening with some ladies and dolla bills, most of us managed to stumble back to the hotel for a couple hours rest. Shannon, Brady, and I went to have breakfast (lunch really) at Fin the Chinese food restaurant. Then we made another spa appointment; Yes we loved the Kim Vo spa that much. After we made our appointments we went to meet Pierre and peeps at the Bare Bar. Giving me Saddam & Gomorrah with all the topless bar and outdoor sex action. Yes people, there were some sexin' fools pullin' the undercover sexin'.
Next was group dinner at Stack that Marco had planned.
After dinner, we made a mad dash for The Beatles show Love by Cirque du Soleil which was so amazing. The acrobatics, the costumes, the colors and music; just how it all came together like a magical dream.
After the show we went to Jet night club. Which was not a good look.
So off to Bank, the names for clubs crack me up (I'M ROLLING!!) ... After Bank Shannon and I ran back to our hotel . Mind you its 4am.

So we'll Say La Ve Vegas. And as Jerry Blank would say, "I woke up with blood on my ass and then we got high."
THE WRAP UP ... IT'S BACK Y'ALL

All the things I don't feel like writing about. Right here everybody.
Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Confirm Pregnancy
Will Britney Show in Court Today?
Lindsay Lohan Caught Kissing Rumored Lesbian Partner
Miley Cyrus Is Bi-Sexual: Cyrus Caught In The Act!
Madonna’s $471,000 Chanel Bag: Worth More Than a Kiss from Clooney!
HOW DID HOLLYWOOD DEAL WITH THE CANCELATION OF THE GOLDEN GLOBES?...
...They found another party to wear those beautiful gowns to... They always do! The Art of Elysium 10th Anniversary Gala. Now I saw some great dresses and some bad dresses. Nevertheless, Hollywood gets and A for effort. I of course did not make it - this fashion Guru stayed in. Well sort of. I took it easy and went to a dinner party,which also included a very, very fashionable crowd if I do say so myself. It turned into quite the busy weekend, but no need to name drop in this blog because if you scroll down and check out Jared Craft's blog you might find a few names on the floor. You're welcome.
Some of my favorite looks of the night - Ashley Olsen giving me goth chic in what looks like one Morticia Adams favorites, this long black dress, very soft, very comfortable, I think its from her own line The Row, paired with a belt, a black leather jacket by Rick Owens, a favorite with this crowd, and a roped black pearl necklace. Rumor Willis looked very beautiful and mature in this sleeveless silk chiffon gown by J Mendel, just a classic look with a 'lil punk chic added to it. Only just bordering on boring was Amy Smart in red...yes please! Racheal Bilson in this white Dior gown was looking classic, yet her hair style is leaving me wanting different. Also loved this Nina Ricci 2006 on Calista Flockheart, which I believe was also from Lars Nilsson's last NR collection right before Oliver Theyskens took helm.

The top of my Worst Dressed for this night was Patricia Arquette, who I still love in this wrong time, wrong place for a RED Sari. Now I love Rosario Dawson but something is a little off with the construction of this "Shannon cover your ears" Black velvet J. Mendel 2007 gown. And with Ali Larter in J Mendel 2008, well I didn't like the big rosette detail! Britney Snow oh no with that lace prom dress from Gucci Spring 2008 - maybe its just the way she wore it!... Hmm why am I so bitchy? Eew thats rude! You're welcome.
Well I'm tired of writing just as I'm sure you're tired of reading all about these crazy bitches and their dress up parties. Peace in the Middle East y'all.