LOST family member! His name is Karl and he was last seen on February 13, 2010 at Bungalow 8 in London.
Karl needs his medicine and CAN'T LIVE without the care and love that only I can supply him. If you happen to see Karl or know where he might be, please contact me at
This is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY! You will be rewarded with NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
Does anyone know how to get in contact with the Queen of England? She needs to know about this!